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thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night
solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night

solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

cindehella:

SOMEHOW THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING

jellyfishes:

repeat daily for two weeks for weight loss

  1. 100 crunches
  2. 90 jumping jacks
  3. 80 lunges
  4. 70 squats
  5. 60 seconds running in place
  6. 50 second plank
  7. 40 jumping jacks
  8. 30 squats
  9. 20 high knees
  10. 10 push ups
superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

direwolff:

"a boy who likes boys is a dead boy, unless
                                            he keeps his mouth shut,
which is what you
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because you are w e a k and h o l l o w and it doesn’t matter anymore.”[x]

[one of ?]

shavingryansprivates:

i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns

Aries: Goofy, physical humor comes most naturally. These are some of the top mimics in the Zodiac! But they are also known to be quite witty out of the blue.
Taurus: Observational humor. They are usually unintentionally hilarious, and can take a step back and laugh at themselves too!
Gemini: Quick on the uptake, they remember jokes really well and can laugh at just about anything, This sign is most prone to making fun of someone, but not in a mean way, it's usually because they're interested.
Cancer: This sign has an endearing self-deprecating way of being funny. As simple as a silly facial expression or pretending to be serious when they're not.
Leo: This sign tends to take everything in around them and deliver it verbally with a bit of exaggeration that not only is hilarious, but leaves you wanting to hear more. They know when they have you hooked, too.
Virgo: The pissed, but not pissed, complaining, but not complaining, snarky wit about people and their lives is usually very humorous and entertaining.
Libra: A little strife and sarcasm send Libra going a long way! Once they lose the cool exterior and start, there's no stopping their story telling humor.
Scorpio: Sarcasm all the way. Comments here, comments there; it's borderline rude, borderline passive aggressive, but funny nonetheless!
Sagittarius: Everything in life can be turned into some hilarious experience. A combination of observational humor, sarcasm, and exaggeration is where it's at for this sign.
Capricorn: The no smile facade lives here. This sign can keep a straight face until they start laughing at themselves with a sharp uptake on what's happening.
Aquarius: Just naturally funny. They don't really try to be a joke teller or anything. Often times they're bewildered that they're being funny and start laughing right along with the others.
Pisces: This sign ranges from cute storytelling to down right obnoxious. They milk it too, taking all the time they need to have your attention and make you laugh.

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odins-one-eyed-fuck:

sirdef:

novaorchid:

#can you imagine if we left these 4 guys alone in the top floor of stark tower for like a month #or even just a week #SHIT WOULD GET DONE #we’d probably have interstellar travel in 3 days

i’m not a science expert. i’m not even a science novice. but that’s so interesting that these four would come up with interstellar travel when none of the 4 above are qualified as far as we know? reed richards in the mcu is just listed as a physicist, peter parker could only be linked with engineering + genetics, tony’s engineering, bruce banner is physicist in the 616 but i believe just radiology in the mcu.

know who IS an astrophysicist though?

know who has actually manipulated travel between realms? 

jane foster!

stop leaving jane foster out of science 2k14

I agree but maybe OP meant actual spaceships instead of portal jumping. 

(but again for FTL or any wormhole jumping you’ll need Jane Foster)


Thank you to the Editorial Director of @MensFitness Dave Zinczenko and VP and Publisher Patrick Connor for putting me on their cover to promote #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy. (And to promote my new arm titties. It’s on stands now so go get it and learn all about growing your own arm titties.) #ArmTitties (x)
Thank you to the Editorial Director of @MensFitness Dave Zinczenko and VP and Publisher Patrick Connor for putting me on their cover to promote #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy. (And to promote my new arm titties. It’s on stands now so go get it and learn all about growing your own arm titties.) #ArmTitties (x)